Embrace a unique blend of humor and vintage style with this striking Russian T-shirt design. The central visual element is a two-part Russian phrase, ‘ХОРОШИХ ЛЮДЕЙ ОСТАЛОСЬ МАЛО’ (GOOD PEOPLE ARE FEW) followed by ‘БЕРЕГИТЕ МЕНЯ’ (TAKE CARE OF ME / PROTECT ME). This self-deprecating yet subtly self-important slogan is rendered in two distinct decorative, vintage-inspired fonts, creating an authentic old-world feel. The text is elegantly framed by elaborate, symmetrical scrollwork and accented with small stars, all in a light tan/beige hue that pops against a classic black background. The humor lies in the ironic contrast: a seemingly humble observation about the scarcity of good people is immediately followed by a cheeky demand for personal protection, implying the wearer is one of these rare, valuable individuals. This design is perfect for those who appreciate clever, sarcastic wit and a touch of cultural flair, presented in an ornate, decorative typography style that stands out.